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P!nk: Funhouse Tour, Live in Australia
Episode 1 | 1h 53m 27sVideo has Closed Captions
Enjoy this 2009 concert from the Grammy-winning singer on her record-breaking Australian tour.
Enjoy this 2009 concert from the Grammy Award-winning singer on her wildly successful, record-breaking Australian tour, the most successful in Australian history. Shot in Sydney, the concert features performances of So What," "Who Knew," "Get the Party Started" and many more.
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P!nk: Funhouse Tour, Live in Australia
Episode 1 | 1h 53m 27sVideo has Closed Captions
Enjoy this 2009 concert from the Grammy Award-winning singer on her wildly successful, record-breaking Australian tour, the most successful in Australian history. Shot in Sydney, the concert features performances of So What," "Who Knew," "Get the Party Started" and many more.
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(static hissing) (TV clicking) (crowd cheering) (record scratching) ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Living easy, loving free ♪ Season ticket on a one-way ride ♪ ♪ Asking nothing, leave me be ♪ Taking everything in my stride ♪ ♪ Don't need reason ♪ Don't need rhyme ♪ Ain't nothing that I'd rather do ♪ ♪ Going down, party time ♪ All my friends are gonna be there too ♪ ♪ I'm on the highway to hell ♪ ♪ Highway to hell ♪ I'm on the highway to hell ♪ Highway to hell ♪ And I'm going down, down, down, down ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) (person cackling) ♪ (person cackling) ♪ ♪ ♪ (person cackling) ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ (person cackling) ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ (box cranking) ♪ (crowd cheering loudly) ("Bad Influence") ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ (P!nk vocalizing) ♪ ♪ All right sir ♪ Sure I'll have another one ♪ It's early ♪ Three olives, shake it up ♪ I like it dirty ♪ Dirty ♪ Tequila for my friend ♪ It makes her flirty ♪ Flirty ♪ Trust me ♪ I'm the instigator of underwear ♪ ♪ Showing up here and there ♪ Uh-oh ♪ Oh, no ♪ I'm always on a mission from the get-go ♪ ♪ Get-go ♪ So what if it's only one o'clock in the afternoon ♪ ♪ It's never too soon ♪ To send out all the invitations ♪ ♪ To the last night of ♪ Your life ♪ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♪ I can't help it I like to party, it's genetic ♪ ♪ It's electrifying ♪ Wind me up and watch me go ♪ Where she stops nobody knows ♪ A good excuse to be a bad influence on you ♪ ♪ You and you ♪ Yeah, you ♪ You and you and you ♪ Yes, you ♪ And you and you and you ♪ You and you and you and you ♪ All right ma'am ♪ Ma'am ♪ Calm down I know your son ♪ Said he was in my house ♪ My house ♪ He was the captain of the football team ♪ ♪ But I turned him out ♪ He wasn't the first and he won't be the last ♪ ♪ To tone it down ♪ This happens all the time ♪ I'm a story to tell the alibi ♪ ♪ They wanna go home, I asked them why ♪ ♪ It's daylight ♪ Not night ♪ They might need a break from all the real life ♪ ♪ Get a life ♪ It gets to be too much sometimes ♪ ♪ It's never too late to send out all the invitations ♪ ♪ To the last night of your life ♪ ♪ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♪ I can't help it I like to party, it's genetic ♪ ♪ It's electrifying ♪ Wind me up and watch me go ♪ Where she stops nobody knows ♪ A good excuse to be a bad influence on you ♪ ♪ You and you ♪ Yeah, you ♪ You and you and you and you ♪ You and you and you and you ♪ You and you and you and you ♪ I'm off to see the doctor ♪ I hope she has a cure ♪ I hope she makes me better ♪ What does that even mean ♪ We don't know ♪ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♪ I can't help it I like to party, it's genetic ♪ ♪ It's electrifying ♪ Wind me up and watch me go ♪ Where she stops nobody knows ♪ A good excuse to be a bad influence on you ♪ ♪ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♪ I can't help it I like to party, it's genetic ♪ ♪ It's electrifying ♪ Wind me up and watch me go ♪ Where she stops nobody knows ♪ A good excuse to be a bad influence on you ♪ ♪ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♪ I can't help it I like to party, it's genetic ♪ ♪ It's electrifying ♪ Wind me up and watch me go ♪ Where she stops nobody knows ♪ A good excuse to be a bad influence on you ♪ ♪ You and you ♪ Yeah, you ♪ You and you and you ♪ And I feel it's true ♪ You and you ♪ To be a bad influence ♪ On you, and you, and you P!NK: You're too tired.
You're not too tired.
(crowd cheering) ("Just Like A Pill") ♪ ♪ ♪ I'm lying here on the floor ♪ Where you left me ♪ I think I took too much ♪ I'm crying here ♪ What have you done ♪ I thought it would be fun ♪ I can't stay on your life support ♪ ♪ There's a shortage in the switch ♪ ♪ I can't stay on your morphine ♪ ♪ 'Cause its making me itch ♪ I said, I tried to call the nurse again ♪ ♪ But she's being a little * * * * * ♪ I think I'll get outta here ♪ Where I can ♪ Run just as fast as I can ♪ To the middle of nowhere ♪ To the middle of my frustrated fears ♪ ♪ And I swear you're just like a pill ♪ ♪ Instead of making me better ♪ You keep making me ill ♪ You keep making me ill (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ I haven't moved from the spot where you left me ♪ ♪ This must be a bad trip ♪ ♪ All of the other pills ♪ They were different ♪ Maybe I should get some help ♪ I can't stay on your life support ♪ ♪ I'll be the shortage in the switch ♪ ♪ I can't stay on your morphine ♪ ♪ 'Cause its making me itch ♪ I said, I tried to call the nurse again ♪ ♪ But she's a little * * * * * ♪ I think I'll get outta here where I can ♪ ♪ Run just as fast as I can ♪ To the middle of nowhere ♪ To the middle of my frustrated fears ♪ ♪ And I swear you're just like a pill ♪ ♪ Instead of making me better ♪ You keep making me ill ♪ You keep making me ♪ Run just as fast as I can ♪ To the middle of nowhere ♪ To the middle of my frustrated fears ♪ ♪ And I swear you're just like a pill ♪ ♪ Instead of making me better ♪ You keep making me ill ♪ You keep making me ♪ I can't stay on your life support ♪ ♪ Just like a pill ♪ I can't stay on your morphine ♪ ♪ Just like a pill ♪ I said, I tried to call the nurse again ♪ ♪ Just like a pill ♪ I think I'll get outta here ♪ Where I can ♪ Run just as fast as I can ♪ To the middle of nowhere ♪ To the middle of my frustrated fears ♪ ♪ And I swear you're just like a pill ♪ ♪ Instead of making me better ♪ You keep making me ill ♪ Making me, making me ill (crowd cheering) ("Who Knew") ♪ ♪ You took my hand ♪ You showed me how ♪ You promised me ♪ You'd be around ♪ Uh-huh, that's right ♪ I took your words ♪ And I believed ♪ In everything ♪ You said to me ♪ Yeah, huh, that's right ♪ If someone said ♪ Three years from now ♪ You'd be long gone ♪ I'd stand up ♪ And punch them out ♪ 'Cause they're all wrong ♪ I know better ♪ 'Cause you said forever ♪ And ever ♪ Who knew ♪ Yeah ♪ Remember when we were ♪ Such fools ♪ And so convinced ♪ And just too cool ♪ Oh no, no, no ♪ I wish I could ♪ Touch you again ♪ I wish I could ♪ Still call you friend ♪ I'd give anything (P!nk screaming) ♪ When someone said ♪ Count your blessings now ♪ Before they're long gone ♪ I guess I just ♪ Didn't know how ♪ I was all wrong ♪ They knew better ♪ Still you said forever ♪ And ever ♪ Who knew ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ I'll keep you locked ♪ In my head ♪ Until we meet again ♪ Until we, until we ♪ Until we meet again ♪ And I won't forget you ♪ My friend ♪ What happened ♪ If someone said ♪ Three years from now ♪ You'd be long gone ♪ I'd stand up ♪ And punch them out ♪ 'Cause they're all wrong, yeah ♪ ♪ That last kiss I'll cherish ♪ Until we meet again ♪ And time makes it harder ♪ I wish I could remember ♪ But I keep your memory ♪ You visit me in my sleep ♪ My darling ♪ Who knew ♪ My darling ♪ My darling ♪ Who knew ♪ My darling ♪ I miss you ♪ My darling ♪ Who knew ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Who knew P!NK: Thank you.
(crowd cheering) Ah * * * *.
(crowd cheering) Fantastic.
Hot.
I don't have to ask how you are.
You're all beautiful and awesome.
And loud.
I like loud people.
Yeah, you guys!
Are you all having a good time tonight?
(crowd cheering) Let's do it.
Come on, baby.
("Ave Mary A") ♪ ♪ Motorcycle's in the parking lot ♪ ♪ Revving their engines ♪ And it just won't stop ♪ Matches the noise screaming in my head ♪ ♪ Houston, I think we got a problem ♪ ♪ Where does everybody go when they go ♪ ♪ They go so fast I don't think they know ♪ ♪ We hate so fast and we love too slow ♪ ♪ London, I think we got a problem ♪ ♪ And when I think about it ♪ I just can't think about it ♪ I try to drink about it ♪ I keep spinning ♪ Ave ♪ Mary A ♪ Where did you go ♪ Where did you go ♪ How did you know to get out of a world gone mad ♪ ♪ Help me ♪ Let go of the chaos ♪ Around me ♪ The devil that hounds me ♪ I need you to tell me ♪ Child, be still ♪ Child, be still ♪ Broken hearts all around the spot ♪ ♪ I can't help thinking that we lost the plot ♪ ♪ Suicide bomber and a student shot ♪ ♪ Tokyo, I think we got a problem ♪ ♪ But for that they have gotta pay ♪ ♪ If that don't kill you then the side effects will ♪ ♪ If we don't kill each other, then the side effects will ♪ ♪ Cape Town, I think we got a problem ♪ ♪ Ave ♪ Mary A ♪ Where did you go ♪ Where did you go ♪ How did you know to get out of a world gone mad ♪ ♪ Help me ♪ Let go of the chaos around me ♪ ♪ The devil that hounds me ♪ ♪ I need you to tell me ♪ Child, be still ♪ If the darkest hour ♪ Comes before the light ♪ Where is the light ♪ Where is the light ♪ If the darkest hour comes before the light ♪ ♪ Where is the light ♪ Where is the light ♪ Where is the light, yeah ♪ Ave ♪ Mary A ♪ Where did you go ♪ Where did you go ♪ How did you know to get out of a world gone mad ♪ ♪ Help me ♪ Help me ♪ Let go of the chaos around me ♪ ♪ The devil that hounds me ♪ ♪ I need you to tell me ♪ Child, be still ♪ Child, be still ♪ Child, be still (crowd cheering) Thank you.
(crowd cheering) Are y'all ready for an old song?
It's so old.
♪ Don't let me get me ("Don't Let Me Get Me") ♪ ♪ Never win first place ♪ I don't support the team ♪ I can't take direction ♪ And my socks are never clean ♪ Teachers dated me ♪ My parents hated me ♪ I was always in a fight 'cause ♪ ♪ I can't do nothing right ♪ Everyday I fight a war against the mirror ♪ ♪ I can't take the person staring back at me ♪ ♪ I'm a hazard to myself ♪ Don't let me get me ♪ I'm my own worst enemy ♪ It's bad when you annoy yourself ♪ ♪ Yourself ♪ So irritating ♪ So irritating ♪ I don't wanna be my friend no more ♪ ♪ I wanna be somebody else ♪ Yeah ♪ I wanna be somebody else ♪ Ta-ta ta-ta ♪ Ta-ta ta-ta ♪ LA told me ♪ You'll be a pop star ♪ All you have to change is everything you are ♪ ♪ Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears ♪ ♪ That just ain't me ♪ Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something ♪ ♪ A day in the life of someone else ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a hazard to myself ♪ ♪ Myself ♪ Don't let me get me ♪ Don't let me ♪ I'm my own worst enemy ♪ It's bad when you annoy yourself ♪ ♪ Yourself ♪ So irritating ♪ So irritating ♪ Don't wanna be my friend no more ♪ ♪ I wanna be somebody else ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ Don't let me get me ♪ Say don't let me get me ♪ I'm my own worst enemy ♪ Don't let me get me ♪ It's bad when you annoy yourself ♪ ♪ It's bad, it's so bad ♪ So irritating ♪ So irritating ♪ Don't wanna be my friend no more ♪ ♪ I wanna be somebody else ♪ Doctor, doctor, won't you please prescribe me something ♪ How about a really loud guitar solo?
♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ I'm a hazard to myself ♪ Myself ♪ Don't let me get me ♪ Don't let me ♪ I'm my own worst enemy ♪ It's bad when you annoy yourself ♪ ♪ It's bad, it's so bad ♪ So irritating ♪ So irritating ♪ Don't wanna be my friend no more ♪ ♪ I wanna be somebody else ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ("I Touch Myself") ♪ MAN: My darling, I'm sorry, but I won't be able to make it tonight.
♪ (indistinct) MAN: My darling, I'm sorry.
♪ (indistinct) ♪ ♪ I love myself ♪ I want you to love me ♪ ♪ When I feel down ♪ I want you above me ♪ ♪ I search myself ♪ I want you to find me ♪ ♪ If I forget myself ♪ I want you to remind me ♪ ♪ I don't want anybody else ♪ When I think about you ♪ I touch myself ♪ Oh, I don't want anybody else ♪ ♪ Oh, no ♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪ (indistinct) MAN: My darling, I'm sorry.
♪ You're the one ♪ Who makes me come running ♪ You're the sun who makes me shine ♪ ♪ When you're around ♪ ♪ I'm always laughing ♪ I want to make you mine ♪ (singers vocalizing) MAN: My darling, I'm sorry, but I won't be able to make it tonight.
♪ I close my eyes and see you before me ♪ ♪ ♪ I might die ♪ If you were to ignore me ♪ ♪ If I could see just how much I adore you ♪ ♪ ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪ I'd do anything for you ♪ ♪ I don't want anybody else ♪ When I think about you ♪ ♪ I touch myself ♪ Oh, I don't want anybody else ♪ ♪ Oh, no oh, no oh, no ♪ ♪ (singers vocalizing) ♪ (crowd cheering) (sighs) Fixing my hair.
All right, y'all wanna sing with me?
♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪ ♪ Da da da da da ("Please Don't Leave Me") ♪ Da da da da da ♪ I don't know if I can yell any louder ♪ ♪ How many times have I kicked you outta here ♪ ♪ Or said something insulting ♪ Da da da da da ♪ I can be so mean when I wanna be ♪ ♪ I am capable of really anything ♪ ♪ I can cut you into pieces ♪ When my heart is ♪ Broken ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ Da da da da da ♪ I'm always saying how I don't need you ♪ ♪ But it's always gonna come right back to this ♪ ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ Da da da da da ♪ How did I become so obnoxious ♪ ♪ What is it with you that makes me act like this ♪ ♪ I've never been this nasty ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Can't you tell that this is all just a contest ♪ ♪ The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest ♪ ♪ But baby I don't mean it ♪ I mean it ♪ ♪ I promise ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ Da da da da da ♪ I'm always saying how I don't need you ♪ ♪ But it's always gonna come right back to this ♪ ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ Da da da da da ♪ I forgot to say out loud ♪ How beautiful you really are to me ♪ ♪ I can't be without ♪ You're my perfect little punching bag ♪ ♪ And I need you P!NK: Sorry.
♪ I'm sorry ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Da da da da ♪ Da da da da ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Please, please don't leave me ♪ ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Baby, please don't leave me ♪ No, don't leave me ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ I'm always saying how I don't need you ♪ ♪ But it's always gonna come right back to this ♪ ♪ Don't leave me ♪ Don't leave me ♪ Please don't leave me ♪ I'm always saying ♪ How I don't need you ♪ But it's always gonna come right back to this ♪ ♪ Please, please don't leave me ♪ ♪ Da da da da da ♪ Please, please don't leave me ♪ (crowd cheering) ("U + Ur Hand") ♪ (crowd clapping) KAT: I want to see all of you clapping your hands like this!
♪ (crowd clapping) ♪ (crowd clapping) ♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪ Uh uh uh oh ♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪ Uh uh uh oh ♪ Check it out, going out ♪ On the late night ♪ Looking tight feeling nice ♪ It's a * * * * fight ♪ I can tell I just know that ♪ It's going down tonight ♪ At the door, we don't wait ♪ 'Cause we know them ♪ At the bar, six shots ♪ Just beginning ♪ That's when he put his hands on me ♪ ♪ But ya see ♪ I'm not here ♪ For your entertainment ♪ You don't really wanna ♪ Mess with me tonight ♪ Just stop and take a second ♪ I was fine before you ♪ Walked into my life ♪ 'Cause you know it's over ♪ Before it began ♪ Keep your drink ♪ Just give me the money ♪ It's just you ♪ And your hand tonight ♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪ Uh uh uh oh ♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪ Uh uh uh oh ♪ Midnight I'm drunk ♪ I don't give a * * * * ♪ Wanna dance by myself ♪ Guess you're out of luck ♪ Don't touch, back up ♪ I'm not the one ♪ Buh-bye ♪ Listen up ♪ It's just not happening ♪ You can say what you want ♪ To your boyfriends ♪ Just let me have ♪ My fun tonight a'ight ♪ I'm not here for your entertainment ♪ ♪ You don't really wanna mess with me tonight ♪ ♪ Just stop and take a second ♪ I was fine before you walked into my life ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know it's over ♪ Before it began ♪ Keep your drink ♪ Just give me the money ♪ It's just you and your hand tonight ♪ ♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪ Uh uh uh oh ♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪ Uh uh uh oh ♪ You're in the corner with your boys ♪ ♪ You bet them five bucks ♪ You'd get the girl that just walked in ♪ ♪ But she thinks you suck ♪ We didn't get all dressed up ♪ Just for you to see ♪ So quit spilling your drinks on me, yeah ♪ P!NK: You know who you are, high-fiving, talking * * * *.
But you're going home alone, aren't ya?
♪ I'm not here for your entertainment ♪ ♪ You don't really wanna mess with me tonight ♪ ♪ Just stop and take a second ♪ I was fine before you walked into my life ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know it's over ♪ Before it began ♪ Keep your drink ♪ Just give me the money ♪ It's just you ♪ And your hand tonight ♪ I'm not here for your entertainment ♪ ♪ You don't really wanna ♪ Mess with me tonight ♪ Just stop and take a second ♪ I was fine before you walked into my life ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know it's over ♪ Before it began ♪ Keep your drink ♪ Just give me the money ♪ It's just you and your hand tonight, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah (crowd cheering) Thank you.
Okay.
I have a very important question for all of you.
Who in here...
Thank you.
Who in here is a fantastic dancer?
(crowd cheering) Okay, who in here is a terrible dancer?
(crowd cheering) Okay, I need help from my terrible dancers.
For some reason, this song makes me want to dance like an idiot.
I want to see the worst dancing possible.
If you need a couple of ideas, here you go.
(crowd cheering) This is the sprinkler.
("Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)") ♪ ♪ Go away, give me a chance to miss you ♪ ♪ Say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss you ♪ ♪ I love you so much more ♪ When you're not here ♪ Watching all the bad shows ♪ Drinking all of my beer ♪ I don't believe Adam and Eve ♪ Spent every * * * * * * * day together ♪ ♪ If you give me some room there will be room ♪ ♪ Enough for two Get terrible!
♪ Tonight ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely ♪ I'm tired ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely tonight ♪ ♪ I don't wanna wake up with another ♪ ♪ But I don't wanna always wake up with you either ♪ ♪ No you can't hop into my shower ♪ ♪ All I ask is one * * * * * * * hour ♪ ♪ You taste so sweet but I can't eat ♪ ♪ The same thing every day ♪ Cutting off the phone ♪ Leave me the * * * * alone ♪ Tomorrow I'll be begging you to come home ♪ ♪ Tonight ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely ♪ I'm tired ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely tonight ♪ Go away, come back ♪ Go away, come back ♪ Why can't I just have it both ways ♪ ♪ Go away, come back ♪ Go away, come back ♪ I wish you knew the difference ♪ ♪ Go away, come back ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Go away, give me a chance to miss you ♪ ♪ ♪ Go away, give me a chance to miss you ♪ ♪ Say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss you ♪ ♪ Go away, give me a chance to miss you ♪ ♪ Say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss you ♪ ♪ Tonight ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely ♪ I'm tired ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely ♪ Tonight ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely ♪ Tonight ♪ Leave me alone, I'm lonely ♪ Alone, I'm lonely tonight All right, I want to hear you all on this one!
("So What") ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ I guess I just lost my husband ♪ ♪ I don't know where he went ♪ So why would I drink my money ♪ ♪ I'm not gonna pay his rent ♪ No ♪ I got a brand new attitude and I'm gonna wear it tonight ♪ ♪ I wanna get in trouble ♪ I wanna start a fight ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ I wanna start a fight ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ I wanna start a fight ♪ So what ♪ I'm still a rock star ♪ I got my rock moves ♪ And I don't need you ♪ And guess what ♪ I'm having more fun ♪ And now that we're done ♪ I'm gonna show you tonight ♪ I'm all right ♪ I'm just fine ♪ And you're a tool ♪ So, so what ♪ I am a rock star ♪ I got my rock moves ♪ And I don't want you tonight ♪ Uh, check my flow, uh ♪ The waiter just took my table ♪ ♪ And gave to Jessica Simp... ♪ I guess I'll go sit with drum boy ♪ ♪ At least he'll know how to hit ♪ ♪ What if this song's on the radio ♪ ♪ Then somebody's gonna die ♪ I'm gonna get in trouble ♪ My ex will start a fight ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ He's gonna start a fight ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ We're all gonna get in a fight ♪ ♪ So what ♪ I'm still a rock star ♪ I got my rock moves ♪ And I don't need you ♪ And guess what ♪ I'm having more fun ♪ And now that we're done ♪ I'm gonna show you tonight ♪ I'm all right ♪ I'm just fine ♪ And you're a tool ♪ So, so what ♪ I am a rock star ♪ I got my rock moves ♪ And I don't want you tonight ♪ And I don't want you tonight ♪ You weren't there ♪ You never were ♪ You want it all ♪ But that's not fair ♪ I gave you love ♪ I gave my all ♪ You weren't there ♪ You let me fall ♪ So, so what ♪ I'm still a rock star ♪ I got my rock moves ♪ And I don't need you ♪ And guess what ♪ I'm having more fun ♪ And now that we're done ♪ I'm gonna show you tonight ♪ I'm all right ♪ I'm just fine ♪ And you're a tool ♪ So, so what ♪ I am a rock star ♪ I got my rock moves ♪ And I don't want you tonight ♪ I don't want you tonight ♪ No, no ♪ No, no ♪ I don't want you tonight ♪ You weren't there ♪ I'm gonna show you tonight ♪ I'm all right ♪ I'm just fine ♪ And you're a tool ♪ So, so what ♪ I am a rock star ♪ I got my rock moves ♪ And I don't want you tonight (P!nk vocalizing) ♪ Ba da da da da da (crowd cheering) ("Family Portrait") ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ Mama, please stop crying ♪ I can't stand the sound ♪ Your pain is painful ♪ And it's tearing me down ♪ I hear glasses breaking ♪ As I sit up in my bed ♪ I told God ♪ You didn't mean those nasty things you said ♪ ♪ You fight about money ♪ 'Bout me and my brother ♪ And this I come home to ♪ This is my shelter ♪ It ain't easy growing up ♪ In World War III ♪ Never knowing what love could be ♪ ♪ You'll see, I don't want love to destroy me ♪ ♪ Like it has done my family ♪ Can we work it out ♪ Can we be a family ♪ I promise I'll be better ♪ Mommy, I'll do anything ♪ Can we work it out ♪ Can we be a family ♪ I promise I'll be better ♪ Daddy, please don't leave ♪ Daddy, please stop yelling ♪ 'Cause I can't stand the sound ♪ ♪ Make Mama stop crying ♪ 'Cause I need you around ♪ My mama, she loves you ♪ No matter what she says is true ♪ ♪ I know that she hurts you ♪ But remember I love you too ♪ Oh, I ran away today ♪ Ran from the noise ♪ Ran away ♪ Don't wanna go back to that place ♪ ♪ But don't have no choice, no way ♪ ♪ It ain't easy growing up in World War III ♪ ♪ Never knowing what love could be ♪ ♪ That I've seen I don't want love to destroy me ♪ ♪ Like it has done my family ♪ Can we work it out ♪ Can we be a family ♪ I promise I'll be better ♪ Mommy, I'll do anything ♪ Can we work it out ♪ Can we be a family ♪ I promise I'll be better ♪ Daddy, please don't leave ♪ In our family portrait ♪ We look pretty happy ♪ We look pretty normal ♪ Let's go back to that ♪ In our family portrait ♪ We look pretty happy ♪ Let's play pretend ♪ Let's act like it comes naturally ♪ ♪ Can we ♪ Can we ♪ Can we ♪ Can we be a family ♪ Can we (crowd cheering) P!NK: Thank you.
I feel like I had a feather on my face the whole time I was singing that song.
That sucks.
How are you guys doing?
You're not covered in feathers, are you?
(crowd cheering) Y'all happy?
So far?
Good.
Fantastic.
This is a little different from my first show when I was 13.
I had a band called Middle Ground.
We were rock.
There was 13 people there.
Eight- between eight and 13 people.
They were loud, though.
This is cooler.
Thanks for coming to play with us.
(crowd cheering) You're all on camera.
We'll be able to see every single thing that every single one of you has done since the time that you got here.
Isn't that weird?
(crowd cheering) I'm gonna introduce everyone up here right now 'cause, um, I like them, and they're cool.
Also, I'm spoiled 'cause I have the best musicians in the world on stage with me.
(crowd cheering) Feathers everywhere.
Never again.
Bad idea.
Next time it's gonna be Velcro.
Eva, on bass.
(crowd cheering) Jessy Greene, on violin.
(crowd cheering) The easiest instrument in the world to play.
Just kidding.
I can't even make it talk.
This here is Spanky on the guitar.
(crowd cheering) Sometimes, if you look closely, he takes on the shape of a unicorn.
It's awesome.
And that is Mark Schulman on the cello.
(crowd cheering) His nickname is "Dinneyland."
"Dinneyland."
He's the happiest guy on Earth.
He's like a walking smile.
Just giving you little backstage info.
And that's Paul Mirkovich back there, killing it on the piano.
(crowd cheering) Your solo was awesome tonight.
It was extra special.
Are you shy right now?
PAUL: Yes!
(P!nk laughs) P!NK: All right, I need everyone to channel their inner sad clown for about three minutes.
'Cause the sadder you are, the better I play.
Or else, my playing will make you sad within 30 seconds.
I had a lot of free time last year to cry, and write songs and sit on the beach and...
I was actually whale watching one day.
And, in Mexico.
And I was a little bit drunk, but there was a whale.
There was definitely a whale.
And I sat there and I was like, "I wonder if that whale has any idea of what I'm going through."
(crowd laughing) It was the stupidest thought I've ever had in my whole life.
♪ Thought I'd share.
I'll be quiet now.
Okay, is everyone sad 'cause I just talked for half an hour?
(crowd cheering) Good.
I'm about to shred the gnar.
A gnar-gnar.
♪ ("I Don't Believe You") ♪ I don't mind it ♪ I don't mind at all ♪ It's like you're the swing set ♪ ♪ And I'm the kid that falls ♪ It's like the way we fight ♪ ♪ The times I've cried ♪ We come too close ♪ And every night ♪ The passion's there so it's gotta be right ♪ ♪ Right ♪ No I don't believe you ♪ When you say don't come around here no more ♪ ♪ I won't remind you ♪ You said we wouldn't be apart ♪ ♪ No I don't believe you ♪ When you say you don't need me anymore ♪ ♪ Don't pretend to ♪ Not love me at all ♪ I don't mind it ♪ I still don't mind at all ♪ It's like one of those bad dreams ♪ ♪ When you can't wake up ♪ It looks like you've given up ♪ ♪ You've had enough ♪ But I want more ♪ No I won't stop ♪ Because I just know you'll come around ♪ ♪ Right (audience member whistling) ♪ No I don't believe you ♪ When you say don't come around here no more ♪ ♪ I won't remind you ♪ You said we wouldn't be apart ♪ ♪ No I don't believe you ♪ When you say you don't need me anymore ♪ ♪ Don't pretend to ♪ Not love me at all ♪ Just don't stand there and watch me fall ♪ ♪ ♪ 'Cause I, 'cause I still don't mind at all ♪ ♪ ♪ It's like the way we fight ♪ The times I've cried ♪ We come too close ♪ And every night ♪ The passion's there so it's gotta be right ♪ ♪ Right ♪ No I don't believe you ♪ When you say don't come around here no more ♪ ♪ I won't remind you ♪ You said we wouldn't be apart, oh ♪ ♪ I don't believe you ♪ ♪ When you say you don't need me anymore ♪ ♪ So don't pretend to ♪ ♪ Not love me anymore ♪ I don't believe you (crowd cheering) Yeah.
I think that's the first time I've ever actually gotten through that song without talking or ruining it.
So that was the record version.
Bet you couldn't even tell I was lip-syncing.
I'm gonna become a professional lip-syncer.
And I'm gonna do nine shows a week.
I'm gonna do matinees.
Just watch.
(crowd cheering) Oh, how cute are you, with your little underwear.
The underwear's inside of him.
Oh, no, okay, never mind.
That got weird.
More cheese balls, and it's fake bacon.
It's not even real, so I can eat it.
Right?
Please tell me it's not real.
Nope.
No pig.
Thank you.
(crowd cheering) This guy is really cute.
I'm not gonna let my dog eat it.
He might get the underwear, though.
Fun.
Thanks, girls.
(crowd cheering) If I had your hair, I would get a Beyonce fan and walk around with it.
Everywhere I went, I'd wear really short flowy skirts.
We got scurvy.
Ouch.
Y'all saw that?
I was talked into doing SpongeBob.
(crowd laughing) And I actually sang, we got- "Let's get this scurvy started."
I said that.
(crowd laughing) Didn't even get paid to say that.
(crowd laughing) But it's okay, it's over.
I can act like it never happened.
I can act like that was the drug phase in 30 years.
Huh?
Lemons?
Stacy and Jenny.
(crowd cheering) That's a long trip.
Norway to Sydney.
Get my who out?
My what?
My abs?
I don't have an- (crowd cheering) I don't have abs right now.
I have a party ball.
I have a bagel.
(crowd cheering) I call it a bagel bite.
I just need cream cheese for the middle.
Sorry for my pink butt in your face.
Literally, my P!nk butt.
Sorry.
Okay, now you can start.
(laughing) ("Crystal Ball") ♪ ♪ Drinking wine and thinking ♪ Bliss is on the other side of this ♪ ♪ I just need a compass and a willing accomplice ♪ ♪ All my doubts that fill my head cascading ♪ ♪ Up and down again ♪ Up and down and around again ♪ Down and up and down again ♪ Oh, I've had my chances ♪ And I've taken them all ♪ Just to end up right back here on the floor ♪ ♪ To end up right back here on the floor ♪ ♪ Pennies in a well ♪ A million dollars in the fountain of a hotel ♪ ♪ Fortune teller that says maybe you will go to hell ♪ ♪ But I'm not scared at all ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ The cracks in the crystal ♪ Cracks in the crystal ball ♪ ♪ ♪ Sometimes you think everything is wrapped inside ♪ ♪ A diamond ring ♪ Love just needs a witness and a little forgiveness ♪ ♪ And a halo of patience and a less sporadic pace ♪ ♪ And I'm learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ Oh, I've felt that fire ♪ And I, I've been burned ♪ But I wouldn't trade the pain ♪ ♪ For what I've learned ♪ I wouldn't trade the pain for what I've learned ♪ ♪ Pennies in a well ♪ A million dollars in the fountain of a hotel ♪ ♪ Fortune teller that says maybe you will go to hell ♪ ♪ But I'm not scared at all ♪ Yeah ♪ Of the cracks in the crystal ♪ Cracks in the crystal ball ♪ ♪ ♪ Irony, irony ♪ This hate and love ♪ Hate and love ♪ What it does to me ♪ What it's done to me ♪ What is done ♪ Done ♪ Pennies in a well ♪ A million dollars in the fountain of a hotel ♪ ♪ Broken mirrors and a black cat's cold stare ♪ ♪ Walk under ladders on my way to hell ♪ ♪ I'll meet you there ♪ But I'm not scared at all ♪ Yeah ♪ Oh I'm not scared at all ♪ Of the cracks in the crystal ♪ Cracks in the crystal ball ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) Thank you.
(crowd cheering) Is anything else heavy coming?
Throw it now.
Throw low, aim low.
(woman shouting indistinctly) No, I already did.
I think you need another, Phoebe.
(crowd laughing) Hi, Mark Schulman.
Okay, this is my camp fire sing-a-long.
Are you guys ready?
I like loud people.
I like loud people.
It's a given, I like loud people.
Y'all wanna sing "Trouble" with me?
("Trouble") (crowd cheering) ♪ No attorneys to plead my case ♪ ♪ No opiates to send me into outer space ♪ ♪ And my fingers are bejeweled ♪ With diamonds and gold but that ain't gonna help me now ♪ ♪ I'm trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I disturb my own town ♪ I'm trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I got trouble in my town ♪ You think you're right ♪ But you was wrong ♪ You tried to take me but I knew all along ♪ ♪ You can't take me for a ride ♪ I'm not a fool now ♪ So you better run and hide ♪ I got trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I disturb my own town ♪ And I'm trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I got trouble in my town ♪ Hey, hey ♪ If you see me coming ♪ Down the street ♪ Then you know ♪ It's time to go ♪ Yeah you know it's time to go ♪ ♪ 'Cause here comes trouble ♪ Yeah I love you.
You are amazing.
♪ No attorneys to plead my case ♪ ♪ No opiates, to send me into outer space ♪ ♪ And my fingers are bejeweled ♪ With diamonds and gold but that ain't gonna help me now ♪ ♪ You think you're right ♪ But you were wrong ♪ You tried to take me ♪ But I knew all along ♪ You can't take me for a ride, oh ♪ ♪ I'm not a fool now ♪ So you better run and hide ♪ I am trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I disturb my town ♪ And I'm trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I got trouble in my town, yeah ♪ ♪ If you see me coming ♪ Down the street ♪ Then you know ♪ It's time to go ♪ Go ♪ I've got trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I got trouble in my town ♪ I got trouble ♪ Yeah, trouble now ♪ I'm trouble y'all ♪ I got trouble in my ♪ Town, oh, no, no ♪ (crowd cheering) Thank y'all.
(crowd cheering) In the white shirt, you beautiful lady, you are a great dancer.
(crowd cheering) That was amazing.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: We love you, P!nk.
P!NK: Thank you.
I love you back.
I can't count how many times I've talked into my water and drank my microphone.
And eaten feathers.
(clears throat) Do we have any Led Zeppelin fans in here?
A couple?
(crowd cheering) All we need is five.
Can't do it without, perfect.
("Babe I'm Gonna Leave You") ♪ ♪ Baby ♪ Baby, baby ♪ I'm gonna leave you ♪ ♪ I said baby ♪ You know ♪ I'm gonna leave you ♪ ♪ I'll leave you ♪ In the summertime ♪ Leave you when the summer ♪ Comes a-rolling ♪ Leave you when the summer comes along ♪ ♪ ♪ Babe babe babe ♪ Babe babe babe ♪ Baby, baby ♪ I don't wanna leave you ♪ I ain't joking woman ♪ I've got to ramble ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Baby, baby ♪ I'll be leaving ♪ Really got to ramble ♪ I can hear it calling me ♪ The way it used to do ♪ I can hear it calling me back home ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Woman ♪ Woman ♪ I know I know ♪ I know it's good to have you back again ♪ ♪ And I know that one day, baby ♪ ♪ It's really gonna grow ♪ Yes it is ♪ We're gonna go walking through the park every day ♪ ♪ Hey, hear what I say ♪ Every day (vocalizing) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ ("Sober") (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ I don't wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest ♪ ♪ Or the girl who never wants to be alone ♪ ♪ I don't wanna be there calling ♪ ♪ Four o'clock in the morning ♪ 'Cause I'm the only one you know in the world ♪ ♪ That won't be home ♪ Ah, the Sun is blinding ♪ Ah, I stayed up again ♪ Oh, I am finding ♪ ♪ That that's not the way I want my story to end ♪ Sing it!
♪ I'm safe, up high ♪ Nothing can touch me ♪ But why do I feel this party's over ♪ ♪ No pain inside ♪ You're my protection ♪ How do I feel this good sober ♪ ♪ I don't wanna be the girl that has to fill the silence ♪ ♪ Quiet scares me 'cause it screams the truth ♪ ♪ Please don't tell me that we had that conversation ♪ ♪ 'Cause I won't remember save your breath, ♪ ♪ 'Cause what's the use ♪ Ah, the night is calling ♪ And it whispers to me softly come and play ♪ ♪ Ah, I am falling ♪ And If I let myself go I'm the only one to blame ♪ ♪ I'm safe, up high ♪ Nothing can touch me ♪ Why do I feel this party's over ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ No pain inside ♪ You're like perfection ♪ How do I feel this good sober ♪ ♪ Coming down, coming down, coming down ♪ ♪ Spinning 'round, spinning 'round, spinning 'round ♪ ♪ I'm looking for myself ♪ Sober ♪ Coming down, coming down, coming down ♪ ♪ Spinning 'round, spinning 'round, spinning 'round ♪ ♪ I'm looking for myself ♪ Sober ♪ ♪ Whooo ♪ ♪ When it's good then it's good ♪ ♪ It's so good till it goes bad ♪ ♪ Till you're trying to find ♪ The you that you once had ♪ I have heard myself cry ♪ Never again ♪ Broken down in agony ♪ Just trying to find a friend ♪ Oh ♪ Ooh ♪ Oh, oh ♪ Ooh (P!nk panting) (P!nk panting) (crowd cheering) ♪ I'm safe, up high ♪ Nothing can touch me ♪ Why do I feel this party's over ♪ ♪ Over ♪ No pain inside ♪ You're like perfection ♪ How do I feel this good sober ♪ ♪ This good sober ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Is this the real life ("Bohemian Rhapsody") ♪ Is this just fantasy ♪ Caught in a landslide ♪ No escape from reality ♪ Open your eyes ♪ Look up to the skies and see ♪ I'm just a poor boy ♪ ♪ I need no sympathy ♪ Because I'm easy come easy go ♪ ♪ Little high little low ♪ Anywhere the wind blows ♪ Doesn't really matter to me ♪ To me ♪ ♪ Mama ♪ Just killed a man ♪ Put a gun against his head ♪ Pulled my trigger now he's dead ♪ ♪ Mama ♪ Life had just begun ♪ But now I've gone and thrown it all away ♪ ♪ Mama, ooh ♪ Didn't mean to make you cry ♪ If I'm not back again this time tomorrow ♪ ♪ Carry on, carry on ♪ As if nothing really matters ♪ ♪ Too late ♪ My time has come ♪ Sends shivers down my spine ♪ Body's aching all the time ♪ Goodbye everybody ♪ I've got to go ♪ Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth ♪ ♪ Mama, ooh ♪ Anywhere the wind blows ♪ I don't want to die ♪ I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all ♪ ♪ Are you ready to sing with me?
♪ ♪ I see a little silhouetto of a man ♪ ♪ Scaramouch, Scaramouch ♪ Will you do the fandango ♪ Thunderbolt and lightning ♪ Very very frightening me ♪ Galileo ♪ Galileo ♪ Galileo ♪ Galileo ♪ Galileo Figaro ♪ Magnifico ♪ I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me ♪ ♪ He's just a poor boy from a poor family ♪ ♪ Spare him his life from this monstrosity ♪ ♪ Easy come easy go ♪ Will you let me go ♪ Bismillah ♪ No, we will not let you go ♪ Let him go ♪ Bismillah ♪ We will not let you go ♪ Let him go ♪ Bismillah ♪ We will not let you go ♪ Let me go ♪ Will not let you go ♪ Let me go ♪ Will not let you go ♪ Let me go ♪ No no no no no no no ♪ Oh, mama mia mama mia ♪ Mama mia, let me go ♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me ♪ ♪ For me ♪ For me ♪ ♪ So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye ♪ ♪ So you think you can love me ♪ And leave me to die ♪ Oh baby ♪ Can't do this to me baby ♪ Just gotta get out ♪ Just gotta get right out of here ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ Nothing really matters ♪ Anyone can see ♪ Nothing really matters ♪ Nothing really matters ♪ To me ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ Anywhere the wind blows ♪ (crowd cheering) (crowd cheering) (person cackling) ("Funhouse") ♪ ♪ I dance around this empty house ♪ ♪ Tear us down ♪ Throw you out ♪ Screaming down the halls ♪ Spinning all around and now we fall ♪ ♪ Pictures framing up the past ♪ Your taunting smirk behind the glass ♪ ♪ This museum full of ash ♪ Once a tickle now a rash ♪ This used to be a funhouse ♪ But now it's full of evil clowns ♪ ♪ It's time to start the countdown ♪ ♪ I'm gonna burn it down ♪ Down, down ♪ I'm gonna burn it down ♪ Nine, eight, seven, six, five ♪ ♪ Four, three, two, one ♪ Echoes knocking on locked doors ♪ ♪ All the laughter from above ♪ I'd rather live out on the street ♪ ♪ Than in this haunted memory ♪ Call the movers ♪ Called the maids, we'll try to exorcise this place ♪ ♪ Drag my mattress to the yard ♪ Crumble tumble house of cards ♪ ♪ This used to be a funhouse ♪ But now it's full of evil clowns ♪ ♪ It's time to start the countdown ♪ ♪ I'm gonna burn it down, down, down ♪ ♪ This used to be a funhouse ♪ But now it's full of evil clowns ♪ ♪ It's time to start the countdown ♪ ♪ I'm gonna burn it down, down, down ♪ ♪ I'm gonna burn it down ♪ Nine, eight, seven, six, five ♪ ♪ Four, three, two, one ♪ Oh ♪ I'm crawling through the doggy door ♪ ♪ My key don't fit my lock no more ♪ ♪ I'll change the drapes, I'll break the plates ♪ ♪ I'll find a new place ♪ Burn this * * * * * * down ♪ Do do do do dodo do ♪ Do do do do dodo do ♪ Do do do do dodo do ♪ Do do do do ♪ Do do do do dodo do ♪ Do do do do dodo do ♪ Do do do do dodo do ♪ Do do do ♪ This used to be a funhouse ♪ But now it's full of evil clowns ♪ ♪ It's time to start the countdown ♪ ♪ I'm gonna burn it down, down, down ♪ ♪ This used to be a funhouse ♪ But now it's full of evil clowns ♪ ♪ It's time to start the countdown ♪ ♪ I'm gonna burn it down, down, down ♪ ♪ I'm gonna burn it down (crowd cheering) (P!nk laughing) (P!nk whooping) All right, loud people, y'all ready to sing with me one more time?
("Crazy") ♪ I remember when ♪ I remember, I remember when I lost my mind ♪ ♪ There was always something so pleasant about that place ♪ ♪ Even your emotions had an echo ♪ ♪ In so much space ♪ When you're out there without care ♪ ♪ Yeah, I was out of touch ♪ But it wasn't because I didn't know enough ♪ ♪ Mm-mmm ♪ I just knew too much ♪ Does that make me crazy ♪ Does that make me crazy ♪ Does that make me crazy ♪ ♪ And I hope that you are having the time of your life ♪ ♪ But think twice ♪ That's my only advice ♪ Oh, come on now ♪ Who do you ♪ Who do you who do you who do you think you are ♪ ♪ Ha ha ha bless your soul ♪ You really think you're in control ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ Well, I think you're crazy ♪ You think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ Just like me ♪ My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb ♪ ♪ All I remember is thinking I want to be like them ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ Ever since I was little ♪ Ever since I was little ♪ It looked like fun ♪ It was no coincidence I've come ♪ ♪ Mm-mmm ♪ And I can die when I'm done ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪ Maybe you're crazy ♪ Maybe we're crazy ♪ Probably ♪ Probably Give it up for Justin Derrico on guitar!
♪ ♪ That was awesome.
I'm not even talking about him.
I'm learning salsa while he's playing his guitar.
I'm getting good.
Watch, ready?
♪ It's all about that.
So, okay, done with the dancing lessons.
You already learned the sprinkler.
I'm gonna introduce every single person on this stage because they're amazing and they laugh at my jokes.
And I'm not funny.
For the 18th time tonight, Justin Derrico, on guitar.
(crowd cheering) We got Kat in the back on vocals, keys, and guitar.
She's our triple threat.
(crowd cheering) Jessy Greene, on violin.
(crowd cheering) Mark Schulman beating the crap out of the drums.
(crowd cheering) You make it look so good, too.
Eva Gardner, on bass guitar.
(crowd cheering) Paul Mirkovich is our musical director.
He puts all this wonderful sounding crap together.
And tells everyone, except me, what to do.
Except for me.
Except for me.
Um, where are we at?
Stacy and Jenny.
(crowd cheering) We've got Addie up top.
Wow, that's fantastic.
That's amazing.
I could do that.
We got Nikki.
(crowd cheering) I can do that but it doesn't look as good.
We got Reina.
(scatting) I told you, it's all about that.
Doesn't look the same.
She was born on a boat.
She was.
But you're- you're legal, right?
Now?
Okay.
I didn't want to blow her cover.
"Well, that was a fun tour.
Reina got deported."
(chuckles) We've got Sebastien.
(crowd cheering) That was fantastic.
We got Alison.
(crowd cheering) And last but not least, we got Leo.
(crowd cheering) Fantastic.
I definitely can't do that, either.
Okay, it's your turn.
You have to prove yourselves, no just kidding.
I just wanna see if we can break the roof off.
Since it's my last night in this building... (crowd cheering) I'm gonna count you in 'cause I get confused.
Ready?
♪ One, two ♪ Maybe I'm ♪ Crazy ♪ Maybe I'm ♪ Crazy Mmm.
♪ Maybe we're ♪ Crazy Thank you guys so much!
♪ Maybe we're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy JENNY: Come on, come on!
♪ I think you're Come on, help me out!
♪ I think you're Up there, come on!
♪ I think you're ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're Yeah, yeah, you too!
♪ I think you're Come on, come on.
You can do it!
♪ I think you're ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're Way up there, help me out!
♪ I think you're Come on, let's hear it!
♪ I think you're ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ Whooo ♪ I think you're crazy ♪ I think you're crazy (crowd cheering) ("Get the Party Started") (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ ♪ Get this party started ♪ On a Saturday night ♪ Everybody's waiting for me to arrive ♪ ♪ Sending out the message to all of my friends ♪ ♪ We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz ♪ ♪ I got lotsa style got my ♪ I can go for miles if you know what I mean ♪ P!NK: Come on!
♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up ♪ Said I'm coming ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ Pumping up the volume ♪ Breaking down to the beat ♪ Cruising through the west side ♪ ♪ We'll be checking the scene ♪ Boulevard is freaking as I'm coming up fast ♪ ♪ I'll be burning rubber you'll be kissing my ass ♪ ♪ Pull up to the bumper ♪ Get out of the car ♪ License plate says stunner number one superstar ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up, said I'm coming ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up, said I'm coming ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up, said I'm coming ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ Thank you guys so much for all the love!
I hope you had a great time.
I did.
♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Arigato.
♪ ♪ Making my connection as I enter the room ♪ ♪ Everybody's chilling as I set up the groove ♪ ♪ Pumping up the volume with this brand new beat ♪ ♪ Everybody's dancing and they're dancing for me ♪ ♪ I'm your operator you can call anytime ♪ ♪ I'll be your connection to the party line ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up, said I'm coming ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up, said I'm coming ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ Get this party started ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ Are y'all ready?
Sing it!
♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up, said I'm coming ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up, said I'm coming ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ Shall we?
♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm coming up so you better get this party started ♪ (P!nk whooping) ♪ ♪ Thank you, guys!
♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ("Glitter In The Air") ♪ ♪ ♪ Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands ♪ ♪ Close your eyes and trust it, just trust it ♪ ♪ Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air ♪ ♪ ♪ Have you ever looked fear in the face ♪ ♪ And said I just don't care ♪ It's only half past the point of no return ♪ ♪ The tip of the iceberg ♪ The sun before the burn ♪ The thunder before the lightning ♪ ♪ And the breath before the phrase ♪ ♪ Have you ever felt this way ♪ Hey ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone ♪ ♪ ♪ You're whole life waiting on the ring to prove ♪ ♪ You're not alone ♪ Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry ♪ ♪ Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside ♪ ♪ It's only half past the point of oblivion ♪ ♪ The hourglass on the table ♪ The walk before the run ♪ The breath before the kiss ♪ And the fear before the phrase ♪ ♪ Have you ever felt this way ♪ Hey ♪ La la la la ♪ La la la la ♪ La la la la ♪ La la la la ♪ La la la la ♪ La la la la ♪ La la la la ♪ La la la la ♪ There you are sitting in the garden ♪ ♪ Clutching my coffee ♪ Calling me sugar ♪ You called me sugar ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ ♪ Have you ever wished for an endless night ♪ ♪ Lassoed the Moon and the stars ♪ ♪ And pulled that rope tight ♪ Have you ever held your breath ♪ ♪ And asked yourself will it ever get better than tonight ♪ ♪ Tonight ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ (crowd cheering) (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Whooo (crowd cheering) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪